WHO WANT TO BE A BILLIONAIRE OR RAISE BILLIONAIRE KID?

Yes. This is a very serious topic. Nowadays, the world have experience economic and political crises. Many people and families barely able to breath, eat, and survive for the next week. What happen to their lives? is it the government's fault? policy-makers? industrialists? or criminals?
NO NO NO
think again.
if it is really their fault, why there is Mark Zuckerberg, Steve Jobs, and Oprah Winfrey? don't they suppose to be affected economically as well? THEY SUPPOSE TO BE POOR FINANCIALLY AS WELL.
i guess NOT
BECAUSE THEY ARE DIFFERENT FROM US. 
Yes. They are from the Billionaires Club  .....

 bling bling isn't it?
a very private club, security-backed by attorneys and CPA accountants. a dream world for everybody.

Next, MILLIONAIRES CLUB... still bling bling...
as general terms, this club of world's 10% population ever dreamed of
are what we call AFFLUENT SOCIETY, ELITE SOCIETY, ARISTOCRATS, OLIGARCHS, ROBBER BARONS, MOGULS, MAGNATES, TYCOONS, CHAEBOLS and TITANS!
elite neighbourhood, special services and reservations.
YES. and the best of all is, we can join them too. I tell you how.

1st phase. responsibility of the parents even before the children are given birth. You can read it on link below.
why jews so smart? by Dr. stephen carr 

Yes, it is really crucial and most important phase. 

2nd phase. responsibility of the parents after the baby were born. Around 2 years old. I want to emphasize the 'iron claw rule which divide the ordinary from super human'. 10,000 HOURS rule. Every successful people like Warren Buffett, Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan follow this magic rule. never escape this step. And this is the time when you have only ONE CHANCE IN A LIFETIME to decide your children future whether to be a doctor, investment banker, athlete, celebrity, scientist even CROCODILE HUNTER.
That's why i really, really recommend you to read this book.

A story about how Amy Chua, a Yale law professor raises her 2 cute little daughters and shapes them until they able to play musical concerto in the very prestigious, elite Carnegie Hall at a very young age.

and another book.

A very amazing book. One of the topics is about this very mystical 10,000 HOURS RULE!
Yes. no escape. If you too soft and weak with your children, then all your dream for them is gone. Because they will create their own new habits either playing video games or watching movies.

3rd phase.
start from age 6 to teenagers. Yes, a very good time for you to introduce your children about money world. If you want them to be millionaire. Unless you want them to be broke and helpless when they have retire which need money for high cost of medical care. What a shame. As I said. You decide.
if you agree with me, and ask how? this is the answer.

Yes. an all-time international bestseller list for 7 consecutive years!!! This is the story about a boy that has two fathers. rich father and poor father. and very amazing journey about how his rich father introduce him to world of money. Yes. knowledge of money which only the RICH AND AFFLUENT SOCIETY know and want to keep secret from ordinary people.
But, they still kid. So, how can you create a fun and effective way for them to play and learn? BOARD GAME!! Why?

Yes. Why playing game? because of simulating the real experience. It is like pilot training. they train using simulation machine. much better and high tech than Arcade Game. But, the concept is same. And they can save cost and people lives. Can you imagine how much damage financially for the company when the aeroplane crash with the pilot if they training in real life?

This is Cash flow 101 board game. If you have master it, you can go to Cash flow 202 board game.

This is MONOPOLY board game. I think many people recognize this game. 4 green houses = 1 red hotel.

4th phase. Age 20 years ++. When you have enough knowledge and experience, you know you are ready for the real world. To be the member of MILLIONAIRE club.
You must know the minds, characteristics of the RICH.

 this is what we called ESBI quadrant. The reality of the rich, middle class and poor. Do you want to be on the left side or right side of the triangle?

Book that i very, very recommend you to have.

This book is about research on 100,000 rich people in the USA. a very interesting yet bizarre. And most of all, if you want to be like them, you have to 'be' almost like them characteristically and the way of thinking.

 Yes. This is a very amazing book. How silent millionaires are found around us everyday. wear shorts, singlet, but drive Mercedes-Benz. Any job is not low class if it can give us $10,000 every month.

So, after that, you must know the basic principle to build your own business.

So, what you must do is read books of  RICH DAD ADVISORS SERIES. because the books tell completely about each segments whether cash flow, leadership or product. Written by experts on the fields, this is the link for more info,

Rich Dad Advisors

Other books I really recommend.

As my final words. Remember. You are what you think you are. You are champion. You deserve to be club member of MILLIONAIRES and BILLIONAIRES club.

exam bukan segala-galanya

hidup ni memang begitu
dunia kini macam exam oriented
betul2 x suka.. kesian pada yg x dpt score~
motivasi musnah, harapan punah, masa depan gelap!!
itu ke yg kita semua mahukan??
bukan itu erti sebenarnya hidup ni..
sesiapa yg akan survive dlm dunia persaingan kini bukan dgn menjadi selfish tapi sebenarnya
win-win situation, ambil berat, kerjasama..
sebab tu bila kerajaan berhasrat utk lupuskan PMR, aku sgt2 setuju!!!
kita dah tau bahawa kita memang perlu berusaha utk berjaya.
sume dah ada dream masing2~

byk contoh org2 yg betul2 berjaya sebabkan perkara x dijangka
mereka bukan 4 flatters
jauh lagi kalau cakap genius
contohnya,
tiger wood.
dia sebenarnya pelajar U amik law
dia fail dlm exam dia
dia x putus asa, itu bukan segala-galanya
so, dia ada semangat baru, dan nah!!!
sekarang gajinya ibarat rm 1500++ seminit
kalaulah dia jadi lawyer skarang, lebih2 pun gajinya rm 15 000 sebulan..

apa yg nak kongsikan di sini adalah,
exam bukan segala2nya dlm hidup ni
ia hanyalah dugaan yg sebesar zarah dari tuhan yg esa...
byk lagi dugaan dari-Nya yg lebih besar lagi kesannya..
kemalangan, kematian org yg tersayang, dibenci oleh masyarakat...
semua itu barulah ujian yg sebenar.

kita harus ingat, dunia baru sahaja bermula utk kita
perangkap2 yg keji senantiasa sedia utk memakan, mempergunakan kita...
saya amat sedih bila melihat cerita2 yg terpampang di dada2 akhbar masa kini
bayi dibuang, kes bunuh diri, penderaan, gejala sosial, kebuluran, konflik politik yg x berkesudahan..
bagaimana kita yg masih muda ini!! masih mentah ini!! masih boleh dilentur!
akan melangkah ke dunia yg seperti itu nanti, dimana belas kasihan tiada tempatnya, dimana yg kuat akan memijak yg lemah, yg mana nafsu menjadi raja!!!
ingat la
kalau fail, teruk exam, kita sanggup makan pil, kerat urat tangan, terjun bangunan..
apakah maknanya ini???

camtu nak pergi kedunia sebenar nanti?
apa akan dijawab dihadapn Rabb nanti?
exam bukan segala-galanya..
kalau kita faham erti sebenar pembelajaran ini, ia bukan ingin kita score pulun habis2 lalu pastu lupa semuanya..
tujuan belajar adalah supaya kita applykan, hayati dan sumbanglah kepada masyarakat pabila dewasa nanti..
akan ada suara2 yg seakan tidak senang....
-bukan ke sijil itu perlu utk dapatkan pekerjaan yg baik, yg dapat menjamin masa depan kita?
-saya x sanggup nak hancurkan harapan ibu bapa saya..
-saya tahu ini bukan yg saya mahukan, tapi....

WORLD CHANGE EVERYDAY
ALSO US.....

kita dulu bukan kita sekarang.
hari ni x kan sama dgn semalam.
dan esok x kan sama punya dgn hari ni.

saya ingin beritahu satu fitnah yg telah tertanam dalam diri setiap rakyat MALAYSIA SEJAK BERATUS TAHUN DAHULU!!! dan saya dapati, hanya org2 berjaya sahaja yg menyedari tentang tipu daya ini, dan mengatasinya, seterusnya melakar kejayaan gemilang dlm hidup mereka.

KENAPA? SIAPA MEREKA?


lee chong wei, mahatma ghandi, michael jackson, oprah winfrey, justin bieber.

seluruh umat pelusuk dunia mengenali mereka. Mereka ini saya gelarkan sebagai The less road travelers. ramai lagi insan2 yg berjaya membentuk masa depan seperti mereka. Apakah fitnah yg saya maksudkan itu?
Fitnah bahawa hanya ada 1 sahaja jenis kepandaian di dunia. Itulah fitnah yg melanda semua pelajar2 Malaysia. mereka semua berhempas-pulas merebut kepandaian yg golongan cerdik pandai sebutkan sebagai kepintaran matematik dan logik. Padahal, tuhan telah menciptakan manusia dikurniai dgn pelbagai jenis kepintaran. kepintaran bahasa, muzik, ruang, gerak badan, interpersonal, intrapersonal, dan alam semula jadi. bagaimana seorang yg memiliki kepintaran bahasa spt J.K Rowling ingin berjaya dalam matematik, biologi atau fizik yang memerlukan kepintaran matematik dan logik. Tidak mungkin. Bagaimana pula seorang yg berkepintaran ruang spt Eric Leong ingin memenangi politik yang memerlukan kepintaran interpersonal.

kerana itulah pada awal lagi saya mahu kita semua sedar bahawa setiap kita ada kelebihan yg tiada pada orang lain. asah kelebihan itu. tonjolkan. bangga dgn diri kita. tidak perlu kita ingin mengejar kehebatan dlm kepintaran matematik dan logik jika kita bukan sebahagian darinya. 8A, 9A, bahkan 10A SPM. Itu hanyalah pencapaian dari 1 jenis kepintaran sahaja. ada lagi 7 kepintaran lain yg dunia sediakan untuk kita semua. memenangi pingat emas Olimpik. memenangi pilihan raya. memenangi anugerah juara lagu. memenangi anugerah sasterawan negara. memenangi anugerah Nobel keamanan.

Lihat! betapa indah dunia. bukankah tuhan telah berkata bahawa tiada siapa yg akan pernah dizalimi. nasib seseorang tidak akan diubah kecuali mereka yang mengubahnya. Berusahalah! ganbatte! !محاولة ลอง! try your best!

malay also can be a Billionaire

Everyone is welcome to add the names of any Malay whose total assets amount to USD1 billion or greater.
Since financial informations of private assets are very hard to come by, your can back up your arguments based on whatever pertinent evidence you have.
These are the richest Malays I have discovered so far.
1) Syed Mokhtar Al-Bukhary
51% of MMC worth around US$2 billion.
His stakes in MARDEC, DRB Hicom, Rangkai Positif, Bernas, Bank Muamalat, Senai Airport, Tradewinds Corporation, Albukhary Foundation and other listed and unlisted companies is worth another US$2 billion or $3 billion.
2) Daim Zainuddin
Investments in power generation,coal mining,oil and gas spread over Indonesia, Africa and Central Asia . At this point I still couldn’t find any information on these businesses to evaluate the size and equity participation; but Daim’s reputation alone is enough to make me believe these energy investments are worth billions of dollars.
3) Halim Saad
His wholly owned oil company Markmore Energy has a 55% interest in a 900 million barrels African oil field. His share of 500 million barrels would be worth not less than $3 billion. Once his 200,000 ton biodiesel plant and his construction firm Metro Ikram are in full swing, his net value will swell by another $2 bil. Another company, Markmore Sdn Bhd will undertake iron ore mining in the Yemeni governorate of Baidah but details are still sketchy. I will update his wealth estimate if the iron ore reserves is large enough to make a difference.
4) Naser Ismail
the owner of Solarin and founder of Denmark Solar Industry. These two firms are building a billion Rgt solar panel manufacturing plant complete with polysilicon production facilities. A manufacturing facility of this size will be producing ~$300 million in sales when fully operational. A fully integrated solar cell maker such as Renewable Energy Corp is usually valued at 10 times revenue. That means the joint venture between Solarin and DSI will be worth ~$4 billion if other assets are included. Exactly how many billion dollars Datuk Naser Ismail will be worth depends on his equity in DSI and Solarin’s stake in the joint venture. Right now the intrinsic value of his nearly completed factory could already make him a billionaire.
5) Hamidi Osman.
His main asset is City Credit Investment Bank. Financial figures for this private bank was never disclosed but it has 1,500 employees.
A typical Malaysian investment bank with that number of employees should be worth around US$1.5billion. If his other businesses are included, Dato Hamidi’s total assets could reach $2 bil.
6) SM Nasimuddin
Judging by last year’s sales volume, his automotive business should have registered revenue of ~4 billion ringgit. In Malaysia, a highly profitable car company is valued at roughly the same price as the revenue figure. Since Naza has been in talks to buy a 40% interest in Proton and is building a 1.2 billion Ringgit factory in Bertam, I can assume that Naza is a very profitable company awash in cash. Therefore the market value of Naza automotive divisions as well as TTDI Development and his hotels can be estimated at approximately $2 billion.
7) Harris Salleh
Has five teak plantations in Sabah with a total area of over 2,000 hectares. These estates are capable of generating roughly US$250 million in revenue and over US$100 million of net profit. If these plantations are listed in AIM London, it could be valued at $1.7 billion. Harris Salleh also owns almost 3,000 hectares of oil palm and around 1000 hectares of rattan, timber and herbs which can be worth over $100mil .
8) Azman Hashim
Direct stakes in AMMB, Aminvestment Group, RCE Capital, ECM Libra Avenue and AMDB are collectively worth $1 billion.
I have identified no less than half dozen Malay industrialists who will join these billionaires within two years either through organic growth of their existing businesses or upon the completion of their mega projects.
Please bear in mind that this thread was started for discussion purpose only. Names are mentioned here because someone believes that such persons are rich enough to qualify as a billionaire based on circumstantial evidences. I make no claim as to the validity of my estimates.
The scarcity of Malays on billionaire lists have been very misleading and out of touch with reality.
I think it is caused by 3 factors

a) Much (if not all) of their assets are still privately held
b) In contrast to ethnic Chinese billionaires who love to flaunt wealth, Malay billionaires prefer to keep a low profile. It’s the racial trait of Malays.
c) The tendency of publications to exclude Malay tycoons in their billionaire lists either by understating their wealth or by refusing to carry out market value estimates of Malay tycoons’ privately held corporations.

I must say, Forbes is the biggest culprit in misreporting the wealth of Malaysian billionaires.

Cases in point.
1)Yeoh Tiong Lay is not a billionaire but Forbes still insist on the inclusion of his sons’ shareholdings just so that he can make the cut.
2)Teh Hong Piow whose stakes in Public Bank and LPI Capital is valued at only $2.6 billion but declared to be $3.5 billion in their list.

The credibility of Malaysian-Business 40 richest Malaysians is also questionable because Azman Hashim’s wealth was reported to be only 656 mil rgt.

These are only a few examples of blatant prejudice against Malays by the people who compiled those lists. Not sure what exactly they are trying to prove but I think I know the word that best describes their state of mind.“Denial”

rise of highlanders : the judgment day

3 months flow like as fast as river goes.
it is time for the warrior to back. PENGKALAN HULU. sounds so memorable.
there are person that going there by 'transnasional', family, taxi, train, and other such mysterious ways.
10.00 am. crowd on the office. for what? to get the judgment.
every sweat for 1 and a half years is going to be judge. yes, without any announcement,
MRSM PENGKALAN HULU strive to get no. 5 in all MRSMs. a great start for a new school.
and, behold, all of the warriors cried happily and enjoy the festive with everyone including the honourable teachers...
hmm. yes, life is sweet isn't it. even we cannot predict what we gonna get.
only GOD knows best for every person HE created..
and that's the end of the story in sweet village of PENGKALAN HULU......

THE END

BUSINESS: WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD...

IF U ARE ABLE TO START YOUR CORPORATE WORLD?
IF U ARE DESTINED TO BE ONE OF SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ON EARTH?
HMMMM.... LET'S FIGURE IT OUT...
WHAT COOL BRANDS THAT U KNOW?
OK, START WITH DOMESTIC...
SIME DARBY, MALAYSIA AIRLINES, AIR ASIA, PARKSON, RESORTS WORLD, LES COPAQUE, SHANGRI- LA, BONIA, PADINI
WHAT ELSE?
PENSONIC, MPH, ROYAL SELANGOR, IOI, AL-IKHSAN, KPJ HEALTHCARE, PANTAI
NOW, WE CONTINUE WITH INTERNATIONAL...
HAAGEN DAZS, TAG HEURER, McDONALDS, SUBWAY, AEON, BMW, FACEBOOK

have u imagine if u are part of all this things?
so awesome isn't it?
my enthusiast start when i follow my uncle, always to all the malls...
yes, i feel so fantastic every time i went there. their view, products, services, merchandises, offers, WOW~
(I CANNOT IMAGINE)
i really appreciate all their bags (including plastic bags, paper bags)
then, when i start grown up, i start reading books about products, fashion, cars, lifestyle...
it just like give me adrenaline to explore more in this endless world..
i look all professionals, how they walk with briefcase kept close to hands, how they have lunch for a while at starbucks, how they handle the meeting, meet the clients...
how their dress look with perfect brands (armani, hugo boss, zegna), their cars (bmw, lexus, audi), their perfumes (estee lauder, D&G, versace, chanel), their cool gadgets (iPhone, sony vaio, iPad, HP iPaq)
sounds brilliant right??

i start reading all news, information, all about business world.....
FORBES, FORTUNE, MALAYSIAN BUSINESS, OIC TODAY

i really love watching THE APPRENTICE , OPRAH'S BIG GIVE, NESCAFE KICKSTART, JANICE DICKINSON MODELLING AGENCY. u can watch it too and u will start admire it.

business world can be separated into several parts.....
oil: middle east (UAE, SAUDI ARABIA)
metal: RUSSIA
consumer products: USA, EUROPE, several EASTERN countries
cars: JAPAN, KOREA, EUROPE, USA
banking: USA, EUROPE
entertainment : USA

malaysia should proud with their business environment that is so convenient, safe to invest and start business. Malaysia also has several notable business leaders that are capable to represent malaysia to the world.
Such as ananda krishnan (maxis, astro), lim kok thay (genting, resorts world), vincent tan (berjaya), robert kuok (shangri la), syed mokhtar albukhary (mph, bernas, PADINI, drb hicom), mokhzani mahathir (kencana petroleum), nazir razak (cimb bank), rozali ismail (puncak niaga, syabas)

and we also have fresh business kickers such as ali hassan (al-ikhsan), azizi ali (properties) and irfan khairi (internet).
come along this journey and thrive yourself to your fullest potential.

YAHUDI OBSESSION???

YAHUDI?
so awesome, so outrageous, so amazing, so wonderful.......
what am i thinking about?? am i crazy? am i mad?
NOT AT ALL. this is all reality...... pull stop......
hmmm. when all this started~

it started only early last year. i really admired business world (and of course $$$).
so, when i heard that 'they' controlled 70% of the world trades and business,
i was shock. so, i searched about them, i did all the research, reading books, articles..
then, all my bad instinct about them start vanishing, i start to admire them so much.
hmmm, now i give u the facts.

entertainers:
high school musical (ashley tisdale and zac efron)
american idol(paula abdul, elliot yamin and adam lambert)
spiderman(james franco, tobby mcguire)
maroon 5 (adam levine)
fall out boys
guns and roses
beastie boys
daniel radcliffe( harry potter)
shia labeouf( transformers)
nicolas cage( national treasure, ghost rider)
robert downey jr. ( iron man)
jake gyllenhaal (clash of the titans)
tom cruise (mission impossible)
george clooney (batman, ocean 13)
scarlett johannson (iron man 2)
adam sandler (click, the longest yard)
ben stiller (night at the museum)
natalie portman (starwars, v for vendetta)
ron perlman (hellboy)
harrison ford (star wars, indiana jones)

haha.... want more??
david beckham (footballer)
david blaine (street magic)
david copperfield (magic)
harry houdini (illusion magic)

companies? haha, this is more important~
technology: apple, oracle, google, amazon, ebay, facebook, dell, HP, IBM, MOTOROLA, NOKIA,
intel
media: time, newsweek, forbes, new york times, news corp.
entertainment: disney, pixar, warner bros. 20th century fox, dolby digital, marvel, universal studios.
cars: ford, fiat, citroen
consumer: starbucks, dunkin donuts, haagen dasz, mcdonalds, coca-cola, burger king, nestle, danone, johnson n johnson, maggie, sara lee
fashion: LV, Tag heurer, GAP, ralph lauren, calvin klein, estee lauder, marc jacobs, DKNY, michael kors, loreal, revlon,
selfridges
hotel: hilton, hyatt, sheraton, holiday inn

too much to figure out all their companies.........
(sebenarnya, saya juga mempunyai beberapa kawan yahudi, termasuk seorang pegawai politik ISRAEL)

once upon a time in mrsm pengkalan hulu!!!!!

Memang aku dah lama nak masuk sekolah2 terpilih. x kisah lah SBP, MRSM, Royal Military College atau
private school. selalu baca majalah E-Siswa dan Fokus SPM sebab banyak kisah2 menarik tentang dunia sekolah2 kategori ni. pertandingan sampai oversea, scholarship dan alumni yang berjaya.


masa mula2 nak masuk skolah,
rasa takut pun ada. aku terus terang kata, memang aku takut dengar perkataan 'raging' ni. ye la, ramai adik beradik aku masuk asrama. diorg ada juga cerita tentang 'raging'. alhamdulillah, aku masuk form 4, dan kebetulan aku 1st batch. so, aku la senior. dan alhamdulillah, aku bangga jadi warga MRSMPH. sepanjang 2 tahun aku sekolah situ, memang sekali pun xde 'raging'. cikgu, senior dan junior saling menyayangi. semoga budaya ni kekal sampai sekarang. 1st batch dah corakkan budaya dengan baik sekali.

tiba di pagar MRSMPH....
WOW
org first jumpa..
SAFFURA. dia yg sambut kat depan office. almaklumlah, kita ni cuma second intake...
first sight on her, looks pretty too. maybe sebab time tu dia terlebih bergaya x tau la (terlebih puji ke)
so, aku daftar kat bilik seminar.. first time jumpa cikgu zam.
then, masuk bilik psp, jumpa plak fikri, syamil, athirah boey (with her PDA).and also PAK HASSAN.
ayah syamil asyik tanya je kat microphone.. hoho, cam diplomat plak.
new room in da town. L110. sedap bunyi, x tau la kalau boleh bawak tuah plak..
new teammate a.k.a org yg akan aku tgk mukanya hari2 adalah:
syamil, fikri, azlan, naza (ketua bilik)
3 org lagi x datang (mungkin sebab terlalu HULU kot, dan dah pertengahan tahun)
azlan suka tido. time exam dia jadi kelawar (revision)
syamil hardwork
fikri study smart, yet bijak bahagi masa
naza good mate, kadang2 malas, kadang2 rajin

1st memory
malam pertama kat mrsm ph.
sume gi prep. yg 2nd intake kena gi bilik psp. ada orientasi..
aku dgn azlan paling lewat. kami pun cari2 la mana dia tempat yg bernama 'bilik psp'.
blok bangunan dah la banyak. tgh cari2 tu, aku dgn azlan berdua dlm gelap2 keluar dari ASPURA. jalan perlahan2 ke dewan makan, melintasi dan dgn pantasnya ke blok satu lagi..
dgn tujuan dan azam yg murni, pergi ke orientasi. dlm samar2, kami pun berlegar2 di blok yg satu lagi tu. kami pusing2, cam org sesat. gelap2 plak tu. tiba2, aku terperasan nama bilik. eh, ini no bilik P berapa ni. jap2... something wrong here. azlan memang x perasan. aku cakap kat azlan. "wei, rasanya kita dah masuk ASPURI ni ," azlan yg tersedar dari lamunan beliau yg entah apa2 tu, terus mengiyakan agakanku. lalu, dgn sepantas kilat, kami berlari tanpa menoleh ke belakang lagi. dgn segala kudrat yg diberikan oleh-Nya, kami bergegas ke blok akademik yg sebetulnya dan straight ke bilik psp. nasib kami memang amat baik.. kalaulah warden perempuan nampak, WE'RE DEAD!!!!

2nd memory
lepas cuti pulang bermalam pertama.
masa nak balik ke sekolah semula..bersama family. almaklumlah, first time duduk asrama, so, ingatkan masuk maktab x payah la pakai baju sekolah. pakai la t-shirt kolar, seluar slack, bersandal...
dengan selambanya minta kad outing kat pak guard. unluckily, cikgu YON pun in da HOUSE!!!
ADOI,, "cikgu, boleh minta kad outing,"dgn mudahnya baginda bertitah yg maksudnya....
"esok pergi mintak kat PAK HASSAN kat pejabat," OH NOOOO!!!.... KASIHKU... SAMPAI DISINI, KISAH KITA, JANGAN TANGISI KEADAANNYA....( LAGU JANUARI).....
SO, balik la asrama dengan hampa, dgn penuh kebimbangan..
tetiba, fikri sampai kat bilik. dan yg paling bestnya, dia pun x pakai BAJU SEKOLAH.(sorry fikri. xde niat jahat pun) HAHAHA.
SO, berani la sikit nak jumpa PAK HASSAN esok.
esoknya, hari yg dinanti2kan.. aku dgn fikri memang gabra habis, menggigil satu badan nak mengadap TUANKU HASSAN.
so, kami pun pergi la pejabat time rehat dlm pukul 10.45 am la.
masuk pejabat, terus masuk bilik PAK HASSAN.
dia tanya kenapa x pakai baju sekolah masuk maktab, ingat samseng ke. so, kena la basuh ngan baginda di situ. last skali, hukuman Baginda yg paling terkenal dlm kalangan warga maktab. aku pegang fikri punya dada, fikri pegang aku punya. baginda suruh kami cubit kuat2. aku bisik dekat fikri, suruh buat perlahan2 je, tapi dia buat kuat la pulak kat aku. terasa menusuk sakitnya. so, aku pun menguatkan la pulasanku. dia x nak mengalah. dia pun UP LAGI..HMMM, aku pun UP jugak la...(plan fail)..penat aku. rasa cam dah lebam dah. x tau la kalau fikri pun rasa camtu jugak. ingatkan dah selamat la.. rupa-rupanya, malang tidak berbau.......sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga.
ada lagi buah tangan dari baginda. TIADA OUTING 1 BULAN. (rasa nak menjerit)
fikri hanya mampu tersenyum..

3rd memory
kisah bagaimana aku mula mengenal dan terjadi? Badan Wakil Pelajar.
disebabkan aku pelajar 2nd intake. masuk lambat. so, x tau apa tu wakil pelajar. ingatkan kat universiti je yang ada. sebab aku ketua pengawas batch aku dari darjah 2 sampai form 4. so, aku tau tu je la. masa tu lebih kurang bulan 5. semua pelajar tgh riuh tentang kempen pilihan raya student. student boleh pilih nak jadi pengawas (LDP) atau BWP. aku x nak la menyusahkan diri amik risiko berkempen. belum tentu menang. pengalaman pun xde. aku pun amik la borang LDP sebab memang dah bidang aku. masa tu antara yang menyinar adalah saiful (aku tabik dgn dia sebab dia selalu conduct perhimpunan dan tegas. siap cakap kat dia yg dia boleh jadi ketua BWP. kebetulan dia homeroom aku. lagi la bangga), faiz (ketua imam. sume student respect), zahid (imam dan sport. famous dikalangan junior yg suka sport) dan aiman (mula2 nampak memang boleh kata antara form 4 terhensem, personaliti yg cool, pendiam, rasanya famous dikalangan perempuan. kadang2 terdengar nama dia dlm kelas aku sendiri) 
kekuatan aku pulak sebab aku ada sokongan 2nd intake dan jugak ramai junior respect dan kenal aku walaupun aku 2nd intake. aku memang sayang dgn adik2. kalau boleh nak duduk dgn diorg semua dari pagi sampai malam. datang surau je, aku salam sume lelaki. memang aku perasan, junior suke pada senior yg baik pada diorg. aku pun suka gak kalau ada senior camtu. so, aku pun hantar la borang LDP kat cikgu. satu malam, kat surau. 20 nama2 yg terpilih untuk pilihan raya BWP diumumkan. banyak nama2 yg terpilih memang sudah dijangka sebab pengaruh 1st intake memang established. 2nd intake org belum kenal. tetiba, nama aku tercalon. satu2nya 2nd intake, yg x mohon pun sebenarnya. aku tanya cikgu tu kenapa aku tercalon? ramai junior request cikgu2 supaya masukkan aku sekali. 
NOO!!!!! cabaran aku baru sahaja bermula.
aku memilih 2 org pelajar form 3 sebagai pencalon aku. malam manifesto memang syok! macam2 manifesto hebat dipersembah untuk memikat hati rakyat. antaranya, student perempuan boleh pakai tudung warna-warni masa waktu prep dan student boleh bersukan selepas prep malam. memang sume kena kritik dgn cikgu juri sebab langgar peraturan. langkah berhati2. aku nye manifesto, adalah cikgu dan pihak pentadbiran telah menyediakan yg sebaiknya utk student. so, hargai jela.(camtu pun kira manifesto ke) fuhh selamat.
minggu berganti minggu. aku pun dah lupa pasal election hari tu.

hari keputusan tiba. sume kerumun kat board blok akademik. x sangka, dari 20 calon, aku nombor 7 termasuk perempuan. kalau lelaki sahaja, aku nombor 4 bawah qayyum (naib presiden BWP & presiden LDP). so, 12 org 1st meeting BWP dgn cikgu badrul utk pilih jawatan. pilih punya pilih. aku sorg je xde jawatan lagi. cikgu badru tanya aku nak jawatan apa? keusahawanan boleh? maka, dengan rasminya aku memegang portfolio keusahawanan dan kerjaya. dibawah bimbingan ustaz sabri. alhamdulillah. lega dapat penasihat sporting, xde langsung mengkritik, memang ustaz penyayang. satu portfolio yang cukup korporat, gah dan paling kurang stress (x pernah kena marah dgn cikgu, warden atau pak hassan sebab ni bukan tugas harian macam portfolio lain). tapi, perlu bersaing dgn persatuan usahawan muda (PUM). sama macam RTM lawan TV3. walaupun kitorg yang berkuasa dan buat peraturan, diorg lagi berkaliber dlm berniaga. tabik dgn adil (presiden PUM) dan ustaz penasihat PUM (lulusan al-azhar, pakai kereta BMW 320i, main FOREX. layak jadi advisor PUM). team dlm exco aku memang aku pilih yg kamcing, otak gila2 cam aku gak, payah nak serius. so, seronok la dpt kerja bersama diorg walaupun kerja agak kelam kabut dan diorg selalu buat keputusan berbanding aku. teamwork makes dreamwork ^_^



4th memory
time ni hujung tahun 2008 dah. semua dah fikir nak balik. kena beli tiket bas. so, tetiba la plak, duit tgh sengkek. (terlebih sedekah mungkin) hmm. so, keluarga pos duit sebab belum buat kad maybank lagi masa tu. cadang nak outing la. boleh keluarkan duit kat pejabat pos. yela, cikgu HOMEROOM (ENGKU NORAZLIN iaitu isteri Pak HASSAN) baru bersalin, x boleh la minta tolong dia. camna nak buat ni ye. so, satu hari, time maghrib kat surau. PAK HASSAN bagi ceramah perdana kejap. habis je dia bagi ceramah, terus kejar dia sampai ke pintu surau. bermulalah perbualan yg amat hangat.. Layannn.... zassss
H: HASIF
P: PAK HASSAN

H: Assalamualaikum, cikgu. nak mintak tolong sikit.
P: waalaikumsalam. ada apa.
H: saya punya duit dah habis, boleh tak kalau saya nak keluar kejap tengah hari esok.
nak ambil duit, cikgu.
P: kamu ni!! suruh la cikgu homeroom kamu keluarkan duit. apa dia buat, malas sangat. takkan
membesarkan perut je kot. cakap kat dia suruh keluarkan. sapa nama cikgu homeroom
kamu tu.
H: tapi cikgu homeroom saya CIKGU ENGKU LIN.
P: ..................senyap.......................( muka merah padam) ( dah malu )
kamu ni!!! asyik nak menyusahkan cikgu kamu je.. cuba la faham sikit...
dah, esok kamu naik van maktab pergi keluarkan duit kamu
H: baik cikgu, terima kasih cikgu...

4th memory
one day, kelas 508 pegi makmal fizik.
kelas kami cikgu syukri yg mengajar (dengar nama dia je dah seram)
so, time tu tajuk yg kami belajar adalah bernoulli principle.
cikgu syukri suruh sume ambil kertas A4, tiup kertas tu.
aku dgn syamil main2, tiup x terangkat. so, cikgu syukri suruh kami ke depan. dia still senyum lagi. syamil serius, tapi aku main2 lagi. tiba2, cikgu syukri mengamuk. HASIF!!!
pergi naik meja cikgu ni sekarang!!! baik cikgu, baik...(seram gila)
tanggal kasut, terus naik meja. tiup kertas depan kengkawan (cam fun fair). kelas sebelah (507) dengar kat sebelah cikgu syukri menjerit..
sejak itu, aku hormat gila cikgu syukri. x mengantuk langsung (takut gila)
nak salam dia pun takut...hihi, sorry cikgu....

5th memory

lebih kurang mid-2009 
ketika hampir tiba malam dinner form 5.
terngiang-ngiang di telinga,
''nak hasif shuffle'' ''hasif dgn meor shuffle'' dan bermacam-macam lagi bunyi-bunyian pelik dan menyeramkan. hmm. sebenarnya, diri ni x tau langsung shuffle.
but, ramai undi supaya aku shuffle.. WHAT???? I MEAN WHAT!!!!
KABUS2 MENYELUBUNGIKU........
BACK TO THE STORY HMM, time tu dah panas dah isu2 pasal dinner form 5. sapa yg perform, sapa dpt anugerah.
tetiba, presiden kelas 508, nik syafiqah tetiba bertitah, HASIF, AKU NAK KAMU SHUFFLE DALAM PERSEMBAHAN TU NANTI. ada azri, shiro, haziq, syafiqah. hmm.. sound interesting.
tapi, ilmu SHUFFLE : 0....... sedangkan ada satu beban tergalas di bahuku. siapkan nombor meja dinner form 5 dan urus pendaftaran. almaklumlah. BADAN WAKIL PELAJAR......
bedal je la. ok, NIK, aku join. satu perkara menakjubkan akan berlaku.
x bleh jadi ni. aku pun carik guru shuffle. yes, jumpa. mirza aiman. form 4. shuffler paling berpengaruh pernah ada di maktab ni. dia pun bagi la basic sikit, kat asrama. ramai jugak la form 4 lain gelak bila tengok aku shuffle. biar betul dia ni. hehe. from basic, aku practice sikit2.
kat kelas, makmal, tandas, asrama, sume la tempat2 yg menjadi mangsaku.
kadang2 ada gak classmate, roommate perasan. macam fatimah, syamil.
hari kedua terakhir, before great dinner form 5. practice dgn yg lain. kat makmal seni lukis.
time tu la sebenarnya baru nak cipta tarian, step2. tapi, harung je. dah nak dead-line.
hari terakhir, rehearsel kat bilik PRS. ramai gila training, ada budak tarian hindustan, tarian kasanova, dgn silat. cikgu hazlin tengok. dia nampak cam puas hati.
hari sebenar.
xde topi merah. mintak aizat, thanks aizat kasi topi. heeee. siap berus kasi hilang habuk.
2.30pm bertolak ke rasa sayang golf n country club. naik kereta cikgu hazlin( hyundai getz)
sama2 nur alia, ummu, dan amirah lina. aku duduk depan la. bahaya duduk seat belakang.
sampai je, start arrange dewan dinner. kasi nombor pada tiap meja. (sebenarnya pihak hotel yg tolong buatkan). haha.
tukar dari baju batik maktab ke baju dinner kat chalet dgn BWP yg lain termasuk ameer dan farhana (pengacara).
akhirnya, malam menjelma. bas2 dari maktab datang. tibalah majlis dinner. sume daftar. aku dgn amirah lina jaga pendaftaran. best gila. habis je sume daftar, termasuk guru, cepat2 tukar baju dgn haziq, azri. ready utk diterkejutkan. haha. 
ready kat backstage. mula la persembahan diorang. mula2, bee-gees. syamil, wan syafiq dan pasangan. 2nd, hindustan. adil dan pasangan. 3rd, kitorg. hip hop revolution. memang happening time tu. start je kitorg, sume menjerit. cam x percaya. amat terkejut. cikgu2 pun sama. khususnya aku. sapa sangka jadi shuffler. kitorg menari dengan amat mengagumkan. memang betul2 lawak masa tu. aku dapat lihat cikgu aminah, pak hassan dan cikgu2 lain semua terlopong tgk aku shuffle. haha. tgh sedap2 aku dgn haziq shuffle, tiba2 music stop. WOW. kacau feeling. kesian tarmizi. dia dan krew2 nye dah check sound system betul2. apakan daya. kita hanya mampu berusaha. Allah swt jua yang menentukan. majlis berjalan dgn amat lancar. kamil jadi perhatian malam itu dgn lagu jason mraz. masa balik semua kawan2 aku kata aku dah lain. bukan Hasif yang dikenal dulu. problem masa balik. bas lelaki semua dah penuh. amat2 pelik. semua lelaki boleh naik bas balik atau balik dgn cikgu kecuali aku. so, bincang punya bincang dgn cikgu, terpaksa naik bas perempuan. duduk la aku sorg2 tercangak kat depan dgn driver bas. dia la teman aku berbual sepanjang perjalanan balik. logik juga. takkan aku nak duduk kat tempat passenger pulak kan. walaupun aku ada hak asasi sebagai penumpang yang berhak dapat tempat duduk yang selesa, moral dan etika ketika itu x mengizinkan. berdasarkan acara pertukaran hadiah masa tu, aku dapat hadiah dari asma husna. memang best. Thanks sgt2 kat dia! esok pagi adalah permulaan hari yang baru. imej Hasif yang baru. semua pandang aku semacam sepanjang hari tu. termasuk cikgu2. siap mintak aku demo shuffle depan diorg. kira jadi berita hangat dan sensasi la. aku suka untuk memanggil diriku hari tu MAN OF THE DAY.